Randall, age 5: Maybe I already did put my toys away and the devil got them back out.
Christopher, age 6: No, I didn't see it. But my memory is so good that I can imagine what she saw.
Randall, age 11: Just because you saw me do it doesn't mean it was me. It might have been a disguise.
Christopher, age 7: Who won the war of 1957?
Mom: What war of 1957?
Chris: I mean the war when the Israelites got killed.
Mom: Oh, well, the Israelites fought many wars, but those were years ago.
Chris: No, I mean the war when George Washington was in it.
Wade, age 5 (locks the van door with his foot)
Dad: Wade, did you lock the door again?
Wade, (looking guilty): No!
Dad: Then who did it?
Wade: Wade did it!
Conclusion: Logic is overrated. Confusion works just fine. Mom and Dad are now speechless.