Team Wade
Ladybug the Clown
It's hard to have a serious talk with a clown.
You know it's not an ordinary day when you get picked up by a dog.
What a large shirt for a small boy!
Oh well, he just walked without it. What fun!
As I am terribly busy with Important Things, I feel a tug on my skirt and hear someone say, "Mama."
I look down and suddenly discover that I am never too busy to laugh.
"And a partridge in a bear tree," Christopher sang.
"No, Christopher," said Randall, the official Little Brother Corrector, "it's a partridge in a pantry."
(They must be closely related to the person who once asked my mom, "What in the world is a partridge junipear tree?")
In the middle of a dark night: "I had a bad dream…but it didn't last long. It was only a meter-millen of a second."
On the way to church on a cold evening: "The only thing wrong with suits is that they don't have hoods."