Chris, be quiet! I'm talking to me.
Mom, I'm hungry!
Do you remember that book I illustrated when I was little? It was called Pictures Invisible.
(Hmmm. No, I don't think I remember seeing that.)
When are we going to the library?
I like playing Lightning with my invisible friends. We each take turns and I play for all three.
What's for supper?
Hello, Mr. Findow! My name is Cornbread.
I need more books to read.
No, Mom, this isn't a game Wade could play. It uses four-letter words. (What?????)
Is there any more meat?
I pray loads during the day. I think I might be going overboard.
What's for dessert?
There, Mom! I fixed your blender. And the good news is that you can break it three more times and I'll still have fuses to fix it.
Blackberry Delight! I wish I could make my grin bigger so I could better express my feelings!
Can we read while we eat?
Eek! Eeeek! Eeeeeeeek! I'm just practicing my girl shrieks.
How about a snack?
I'm Tigger, Private Ear.
I'm trying to learn about Black Holes but they keep using words I don't understand.
(Sort of like me learning about Boys.)
Mom, could you help me with this formula: R = 2GM/c² if G is the gravitational constant, M is the body's mass, and c is the velocity of light?
(Um, no, I can't. But I think it probably has something to do with the Relationship of Food and Books being absorbed by Boys at the Speed of Summer².)
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