Wednesday, April 27, 2011

How to Do Everything You Never Thought of Doing



How to trike safely


How to text with a calculator


How to be environmentally green:  take waterless baths


How to eliminate red eye in photos


How to be a social sleeper


How to sleep strangely


How to hide in your brother's bed at bedtime
(Mom will never find me here!)


How to turn innocent Easter eggs....


......into bullets


How to grow fast crystals....


....while still in your p.j.'s


How to look all cool and hunk-y while still in your p.j.'s


How to imitate a picture.....


(....or is it like this?)


How to write sentences that  alarm psychiatrists


How to drown a drinking bird
(Sorry, Peta, but he just won't take his head out of the water.)


How to sing for an audience


(I wonder why she's not more impressed.)


How to rearrange a manger scene


How to have a good day....


....every day!


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